Homemade Ornaments Guarantee Immortality
Grandma Woodcock moved in with us when I was 12, and noticing I liked to write, declared that everyone has at least one good book in them.
“Yours,” she added, “should be about me.”
I get it now. She was pushing 70, had a bad heart, and wanted to be sure that after she passed on, she wouldn’t be forgotten. She needn’t have worried.